January 2011
64 posts
GLASS DILDOS?!
inherhipstheresrevolutions:
HAVE YA’LL EVER HEARD OF ONE MAN ONE JAR?!
Yeah because a solid Pyrex heat tempered “safety break” dildo is the same thing as a glass jar…. Damn it.
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My cat Ali, being cute while he doesn’t do a damn thing.
Dan Savage Get His Own TV Show →
Nice to see this. I’ve always been a big fan of Dan Savage. I would be a little more excited if his show wasn’t going to be on MTV. Not a fan of that station one bit.
Tumblr's un-following people
thatweasleygirl:
dirtydumbledore:
Let’s go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over!
brb, off to the winchester.
Lost followers for saying how much I hate PETA.
fuckanddestroy:
You shouldn’t be following me if you like PETA.
You should actually kill yourself.
Amen! But the image of ripping off a kitten head kind of made me throw up in my mouth a little. Then again if I didn’t want to ever vomit in my mouth I shouldn’t be following you in the first place. <3
]]>increasedentropy replied to your post: Hypocritically Progressive
Yess, I no longer wish to affiliate myself with any political party but essentially I’m a big lefty left fucking liberal, but god all those over-pc LGBT + THE MILLION OTHER LETTERS feminist liberal types that just take everything so so seriously, ugh
I liked you when I started following you, but as I follow you longer the...
STFU Anti-Choicers: Not today, Anti-choicers →
rabbleprochoice:
You can write as many self-righteous and self-serving posts lamenting how many “lives” have been lost since Roe v. Wade was passed but us pro-choicers, we’ll be celebrating the lives that have been saved and grieving for those lives that were not this year. You’re not going…
I wanted to right something out like this, but this one sums it up so nicely.
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Hypocritically Progressive
The longer I’ve been on tumblr the more liberal/progressive I’ve found it to be. Let’s get it out in the open that I am a liberal myself, but some of the things I see on here are overly PC even for me.
And yet at the same time I run into an overwhelming number of Pro-life blogs here. What’s that about?
I’m sure they aren’t the same blogs, but it still kind of...
Let's Not be Gay About This.
“I take it if you find there to be no issue with using such vile words [faggot], you probably also use the word “gay” as a synonym for something negative. When you do so, you’re also massacring the English language - Gay means joyful, happy, positive OR is a term used to describe homosexuality.”
Oh give me a break! “Massacring the English Language”?? You’re just...
Unrelated call to action: Ron and Hermione are... →
thatweasleygirl:
bowtieswandsandwizardsohmy:
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fuckyeahtwilightsucks:
Twilights Edward and Bella is there! Feel free to vote for the Crappiest couple!
BACK UP. HOW ARE RON AND HERMIONE CRAPPY? HOW? ALSJDFLA;JDSF
HOW THE FUCK.
NO.
BACK THE FUCK UP BITCH.
GO AND VOTE.
Go vote for the sparkly vampire.
This has clearly become a “twilight vs. harry...
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Today I Went Out and Bought My Health
“aim2misbehave said: But if mandating health insurance would be so unconstitutional, why isn’t the Tea Party trying to do away with car insurance laws, too? I don’t see why being required to buy one kind of insurance is more or less unconstitutional than the other.”
God,...
I don't like the term retarded...
…because it implies they can catch up some day.
Holy mother of trolls.
inherhipstheresrevolutions:
stfusexists:
How have I not seen THIS nonsense before?
Let me offer you my favorite quote:
Reasonable person: Fetuses aren’t legal beings because they can’t survive outside of the pregnant woman.
Anti-choice troll: You’re right, a fetus can’t live on its own. Neither can an adult human under water.
I shit you not. I SHIT YOU NOT. That is what passes for an...
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Fucking Analogies, How Do They Work?
“In the recent post by ThePeacockAngel entitled “You Don’t Own Anyone a Kidney or a Pregnancy” she equates ones moral obligation to someone in need of a kidney transplant to a mother’s moral obligation to her child. Because one isn’t morally obligated to give away their kidney one isn’t morally obligated to keep their child. Pro-lifers like myself of...
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An Addendum...
…to my post about how I don’t fit into the tumblr community perfectly. I said that I’d use the pronoun preferred by a transperson. By that I meant “he/she” regardless of biological gender. I DO NOT include so called “gender neutral” pronouns. zir, hir, xe, and all of the many others. I’m not going to be using those words for anyone. I’m not...
monkeyknifefight:
rufustfirefly (via thedailywhat)
“Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure. For sure any movie he makes he can forget about getting nominated. He humiliated the organization last night and went too far with several celebrities whose representatives have already called to complain.”
— A Hollywood Foreign Press Association member, speaking...
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Thank you to god…for making me an atheist.
– Ricky Gervais - 2011 Golden Globes
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Sometimes I'm Not Made For Tumblr
I like to use gay to mean retarded. I like it as a third definition separate from both happy and homo.
I like to use retarded to mean retarded. I don’t use term for the mentally handicapped.
I don’t feel the need to have 50+ letters added to LGBT. I respect your label and identity, but there’s a point when an acronym becomes a hassle.
I love the word faggot. I don’t...
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My God
My feed is so filled with Harry Potter 100% of the time.
Feels great.
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Just for my own sake.
nickmoooore:
Baby polar bears:
Not baby polar bear:
THANK YOU! I said something along those lines on the first post, but I think this one illustrates the point nicely.
What you’re really looking at in the second picture is a craft project for sale on Etsy. I wonder if the seller likes having their picture stolen and misaproprated when it doesn’t even link back to her shop?
MY SPIDER-SENSE IS TINGLING!
faineemae:
Dear Twilight, I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my amusement park. Sincerely, Harry Potter
A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst....
– Sam Harris, on stem cell research. (via inherhipstheresrevolutions)
Math!
Emotionally draining dream + lonely Sunday = melancholy Kalah.
Elapsed time it takes to conclude this. 6 and half hours.
Amount of Harry Potter read in calculating time: 5 chapters.